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Joke of the Day
"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."
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"Why do penguins never go to England? Because they're afraid of Wales!"
"*caches football thrown from off screen* ""Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*"
"Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?"
"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."
"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"
"I wouldn't take a bullet for you but I'd definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing."
"Who let the dogs out? Knock knock"
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."