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Joke of the Day
"Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it saw the other one changing!"
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"The town emergency siren sounds. I peer out my bedroom window. ""It can't be"" I mutter. ""Honey, grab the kids. Hot local singles are coming."""
"I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook."
"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."
"I just want to rub all over you........ ........with the front end of my car."
"I throw my poop to birds to give them a taste of the parallel universe."
"Zimbabweans have dismissed Mugabe rumour saying ""Mugabe cannot have a heart attack. He doesnt have a heart."""
"So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?"
"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."