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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of being a hooker? Every day is the week is a Moanday."
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"""How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?"""
"Me: Alexa, are you listening even when I don't say 'Alexa'? Alexa: No, I only listen when you say 'Alexa'. M: Thanks A: Welcome M: Hey!"
"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""
"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."
"England vs USA. Loser gets New Jersey."
"Please pray for the private school kid whose dad drops him off in a 3-year-old car."
"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."
"An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. ""Well sir"" replied the villager ""we ain't got one now. He died last week."""
"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"