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Joke of the Day

"Me: Alexa, are you listening even when I don't say 'Alexa'? Alexa: No, I only listen when you say 'Alexa'. M: Thanks A: Welcome M: Hey!"

"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke"

"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."

"TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking Look where it got him. Murdered."

"Why was the 4 year old African kid crying? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4? 3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: ""and YOU'RE the math guy!"" >_< Burned.)"

"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."

"What do you get when you cross the Queen of England and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel."

"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"