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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian tree ? Dimitree"
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"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"
"Dearest wife, The war on Christmas goes well. We found an elf stronghold & cut off its candy cane supply lines. Last night, they ate Donner."
"The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet."
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"Let's do them. What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja? Goad-diggers."
"Dude on tv just said, ""Where there's fat, there's flavor."" He was talking about food, but I took it as a compliment."
"Why are gifts in airports so expensive? God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift."
"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."
"Say what you want about deaf people"