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Joke of the Day

"An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. ""Well sir"" replied the villager ""we ain't got one now. He died last week."""

"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."

"I am giving up a few negative people for lent. So, if you call, text, Facebook or email and I don't get to back to you?? Odds are it was you."

"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."

"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"Why is the new version called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."