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Joke of the Day

"Me to my Boss: Excuse me, sir, can I ask a stupid question. Boss: Better than anyone else I know..."

"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"

"What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals? A veteran Aryan."

"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."

"What do feminist hate more than men? Sex Offenders"

"Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this."

"They should name American Pharoah's first offspring ""Regression to the Mean"" Because, you know, statistics."

"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."

"Why are Americans bad at league of legends? Because they can't defend their towers!...i'm gonna get stabbed"

"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"