58267

Joke of the Day

"[Haunted House] Ghost:You've been here a week Me: I like you G:You knew what this was M: I thought I was your boo G: I say that to everyone"

"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."

"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."

"""Bill, I'm beginning to think my wife might be cheating on me..."" ""What makes you say that, Tim?"" ""Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."""

"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."

"Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure."

"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."

"At thirteen years old, my parents were divorced. A bit young to get married if you ask me."

"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"

"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"