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Joke of the Day

"What do feminist hate more than men? Sex Offenders"

"I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue."

"How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !"

"I like my beers like I like my lumber; 2 by 4:00"

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"The hardest part of being a congressman must be pretending to actually like the people where you're from."

"Do you know why you need two fingers for a rectal exam? For a second opinion..."

"I didn't have to shower alone today..... Related.......why the hell are there spiders in the winter?"

"You can tell A LOT about a Woman's mood just by looking at her hands... ...for example...If she's holding a gun? She's probably pissed."

"The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass."