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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"
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"Why cant Skrillex go fishing? ...because he always drops the bass."
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."
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"You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there."
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