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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"
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"What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow? Abandonment."
"""It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends."" -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's ""Friendmakers""."
"Why do they call it the wonder bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went."
"The restaurant said they couldn't seat me right away due to lack of waiters I said, ""That's alright, I'll wait""."
"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society... It's the thought that cunts!"
"What's a skydiver's favorite spice? Ground cumin! As long as they aren't running out of thyme."
"I object to female genital mutilation. It is hard enough find a clitoris with having to scrabble through the skip bin behind a Somali mosque."
"What's the difference between a good Samaritan and a Jew? A good Samaritan means well, whereas a Jew is just well, mean."
"A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children."