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Joke of the Day
"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"
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"I like my men like I like my coffee shops. Clean. Smells nice. Free wi-fi."
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"Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out"
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"""Pass the joint."" -Cannibals at dinner"
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