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Joke of the Day

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom."

"Did you hear about the mohel with no knife? He was a ripoff."

"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"

"Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson? The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library."

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."

"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."

"It would be cool if a jar of Nutella had more than one serving in it..."

"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."