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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."

"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"

"If you can't find the source of a quote, attribute it to Kurt Vonnegut, Einstein, Dorothy Parker, or H. L. Mencken and move on."

"What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? ""Sure you can!"""

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"I'm gonna screw you blue Said the rapist to Inigo Jones"

"I think I love my girlfriend... But I need to ask Rudy Guliani to be sure."

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."

"I wonder. Was the Terminator not always... arniemated?"

"You know you're old when You see your favorite pornstar under the milf category"