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Joke of the Day

"Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson? The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"What's the best thing about being a jew...... You don't have to smoke weed to get baked."

"Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit."

"Any woman who chooses to have sex with me, gets the short end of *that* transaction."

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit."

"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."

"Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair."

"What is a Jamaican's favorite video game? Smoke-a-mon"

"Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese."