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Joke of the Day

"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

"Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern."

"6 year old wouldn't drink out of my cup because she doesn't want my ""DNA"". Should I tell her?"

"I'd tell a 9/11 joke... But the only two I know always fall flat."

"A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers."

"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"

"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."

"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."