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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."

"Do thin girls know about delicious food?"

"[creating humans] GOD: Make them imperfect... ANGEL: Okay...done... GOD: Now make them apologize to Me all the time for being imperfect."

"What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?"

"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."

"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"

"Frozen Joke Q: Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? A: Because she might Let it Go"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus ink Tentickles"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"

"A woman is a lot like an oven You gotta warm her up first but then you can put your meat inside."