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Joke of the Day
"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"
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"Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense."
"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear."
"What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!"
"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."
"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""
"When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater. ""Don't be stupid,"" she said, ""your father's not home."""
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"
"So my friend's bakery burned down yesterday... His business is toast."