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Joke of the Day

"What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vacuum cleaner? They both suck, but the vacuum has a handle on it."

"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"

"Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. The plot thickens..."

"My son block me on Facebook I could have used protection and block him from birth."

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'"

"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though."

"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."

"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."