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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater. ""Don't be stupid,"" she said, ""your father's not home."""

"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."

"All women have an hour glass figure - it's just that they all tote around different amounts of sand."

"My girlfriend was just about to eat my extra long sausage But then I caught the fat bitch"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"I'm smart but not ""know when to stop eating"" smart."

"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."

"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"

"What education program did Eric Wright enroll in? ECE"

"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."