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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."
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"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."
"Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?"
"January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K"
"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"
"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"i wish u could kill cops in mario kart"
"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of the dog."