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Joke of the Day
"So my friend's bakery burned down yesterday... His business is toast."
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"What do you call a same-sex lion orgy? Gay Pride."
"Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget."
"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a hoedown. Not my joke, just passing it on."
"Why are conspiracy theorists always fat? They believe the proof is in the pudding."
"What's the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics. (From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)"
"Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches."
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""
"Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife"
"""Ramen"". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer"