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Joke of the Day

"Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense."

"What do you call a Jewish man's scrotum? Goldman Sachs"

"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"

"What do nine out of ten people agree on? Gang rape."

"Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver... I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back."

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"

"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"

"X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much."

"What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent."

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first."