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Joke of the Day

"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"

"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"

"How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels."

"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"

"Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before."

"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"

"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"

"I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'"

"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

"Militant feminists: I take my hat off to them. They don't like that."