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Joke of the Day

"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""

"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."

"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam you cant peanut butter your way in someones ass"

"What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around? A private investigator."

"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"

"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"

"Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?"

"I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better."

"[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way! Narrator: DOGS"

"[Starbucks Assassins Inc] CHIEF: Write this down. Target's name is John BARISTA: [writes] Jamie C: Ok. Memorise it B: [eyes shut] Janet"