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Joke of the Day
"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."
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"What do you call a shed full of black people? Antique farm equipment"
"My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid. ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""
"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
"""Imma let you spinach"" - Kanye ft. Popeye"
"What happens to crude people? Crucified."
"It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist's finger before she stops believing that you're doing it accidentally."
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue... If the victims were a little bit more outspoken."