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Joke of the Day

"My spirit animal is fried chicken"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!"

"I've done some pretty stupid things while I've been drunk, but in alcohol's defense, I've done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too."

"What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance? The clam before the storm!"

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"It's stupid that ""girl"" and ""world"" are rhymed together so much in songs when ""squirrel"" is right there for the taking."

"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."

"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"

"I tried running once. But I kept spilling my beer."

"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"