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Joke of the Day
"""Imma let you spinach"" - Kanye ft. Popeye"
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"Justin Bieber will be an old man someday and it will be hilarious."
"I just hate elevator jokes. They're wrong on so many levels."
"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""
"The ""Blind People Alphabet"" A, B, D, E, F..."
"Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won't get it."
"I might commit suicide at lunch today... ...and mix all of the soft drinks together!!!"
"Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job."
"I got sick at the airport My doctor said it was terminal"
"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."