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Joke of the Day
"What happens to crude people? Crucified."
Next Joke
"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."
"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""
"I used to think an ocean of soda existed... but it was just a Fanta sea!"
"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
"If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate Lots of opportunities to get off"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !"
"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"
"Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda."