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Joke of the Day
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
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"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"
"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."
"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"
"Never tell someone that it would work out if ""only they lived closer"". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity."
"I don't like jokes about midgets... ...they're low-hanging fruit."
"Why do time machines make you happy? They're an anti de-present."
"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."
"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality."
"So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year... ... Joseph confessed everything."