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Joke of the Day
"Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue... If the victims were a little bit more outspoken."
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"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"
"DATE: Ooh, such long fingers ME: Yeah, know what other long body part I have? D: I have an idea *sexy wink* M: My intestines are about 30ft"
"Girl asked me if I wanted to watch a ""romcom"" so I'm going to assume she means ""Roman Combat"" and put on Gladiator."
"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"
"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"
"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."
"Q: What do astronauts eat for dinner? A: Launch meat."
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."