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Joke of the Day

"Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue... If the victims were a little bit more outspoken."

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"A woman walks into a library and ask for a book on child birth. The librarian replies C-Section"

"Wanna hear a joke about Youtube comments? I'll tell it once this gets 500 upvotes."

"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"'Ghost In The Shell' ran tests to make white actors look asian. Turns out actors aren't very good at math."

"Any question is a hard hitting question when it's written on a brick and thrown full force at your face."

"Damn girl, are you Nutella? Because I want to spread you and eat you."

"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"