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Joke of the Day
"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."
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"[my weiner falls off my body, into the toilet] ugh mercury must be in retrograde again"
"What do you call a Mexican Aunt? A tor-tia."
"What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? Getting off early"
"Currently on minute 137 of Easy~Bake Oven cupcakes. I'll be live Tweeting their status as they crisp up over the next day or two."
"Did you hear about the convention last weekend for women with no legs? There was pussy crawling all over that place."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."
"My body is well-defined. If you look under the word ""flabby""."
"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream."