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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the convention last weekend for women with no legs? There was pussy crawling all over that place."

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"

"I'm afraid of people who keep smiling all the time. I feel like they still have plenty of space left for more bodies in their basement."

"Why couldn't the whore house build a second story? To much fucking overhead"

"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."

"Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers? [cut to the giant grave in the desert where I buried them all] Me: lol you could try"

"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."

"SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started..."