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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."
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"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."""
"[image] ULTRA FUNNY MEME If assholes... If assholes could fly,this place would be an damn airport :D."
"Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars? The atmosphere was ok, but the place looked a bit rusty."
"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"
"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."
"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
"sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about."