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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."
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"Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids"
"How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."
"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personalities."
"You know why midget performers attract customers? they remind them that life is short"
"I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart. Moments like that make life worth living."
"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."
"How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers."
"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""