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Joke of the Day
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."""
Next Joke
"Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa. Once we asked him if he knew what a sex tape was. He nodded thoughtfully. 'Sex tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'"
"Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."
"SURPRISE! -Sharts"
"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"
"Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years... Brits are really good at pulling out."
"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"
"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!"