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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."
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"What kind of meat do priests eat? Nun."
"It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober."
"LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back? STENOGRAPHER: ""I Did The Murder."" JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed"
"A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score."
"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"
"Wonder Woman What's the difference between Wonder Woman and the Dickless Wonder? One was played in the 1970s by Lynda, the other by Jimmy."
"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"
"I like to drink while I clean and that's how I found out what Febreze tastes like."
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"