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Joke of the Day
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
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"Every call with my mother starts in one of two ways: 1. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? IS EVERYTHING OK? 2. WHY ARE YOU CALLING? IS EVERYTHING OK?"
"So I broke up with my girlfriend because our signs didn't match... ...I'm a Sagittarius, and she's a bitch."
"Karma's only a bitch if you are."
"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"
"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."
"What do you call a white duck? A quacker"
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."
"What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? An Outback Vibrator"