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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"
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"I don't mind head lice, unless I have to take them out of people's hair. But that's just me nitpicking."
"Relationship Status: we made our marriage counselor cry."
"Guys, read the fine print before selling your soul to the devil. There's no way to opt out of his email newsletters."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"
"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"
"My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country All her fellow rugby players agree."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."
"A baby seal walks into a club."