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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
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"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."
"What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson? "" I ain't Willie Nelson."""
"In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives"
"BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans. ""Just throw it all in a lake somewhere,"" says one long-billed scientist"
"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"
"What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies."
"What do you call two ants running away? Antelope!"
"How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car? >Only if you go aks your mother."
"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."