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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
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"Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy."
"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"
"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""
"How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? *denim denim denim*"
"Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester..."
"So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America."
"How do painters stay warm? They add another coat."