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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive."

"What's a vampire's fetish? Neckrophilia"

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door? Matt. ...floating in your pool? Bob. ...hanging on your wall? Art. ... water skiing? Skipper."

"Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass."

"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"

"Why do you think that God hates fags rather than figs? Oh, I got confused; after all, they are both painful on the anus!"

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."

"Arm wrestling is DEFINITELY the manliest sport where Two dudes hold hands..."

"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""