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Joke of the Day
"A pair of mittens says to a hat, ""I'll stay here, you go on a head"""
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"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"
"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."
"Difference between outlaws and inlaws? The outlaws are wanted."
"How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream."
"does this typewriter come w emojis"
"When the pilot says, ""This is your captain speaking,"" I like to brush the hair from his eyes and whisper, ""This is your passenger listening"""
"Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?"
"Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'"
"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"