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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
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"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."
"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"
"You know what's a job I could really see myself doing? Mirror inspector."
"What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid? Nailed it."
"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""
"the craziest thing about today's story where a bear attacked a 12 year old girl jogging in her neighborhood is WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD JOGGING"
"A guy runs into a bar at light speed and asks the bartender for whatever's on tap. Thirty seconds later, the bartender asks he wants to drink."
"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."
"[interview] ""Describe yourself in three words."" Me: responds poorly to authority"