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Joke of the Day

"Teen: Your brows are on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your FACE is on fleek. Teen: Thanks! Me: God damn it."

"Sex therapists have invented a new long lasting, alcohol based, vaginal gel and lubricant. Campaigners have slammed the move saying it could lead to 24 hour minge drinking."

"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"

"How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes??"

"How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious"

"How To Impress Your Boss 1. Show up early. 2. Have all the tools you need. 3. Read the strategy guide. 4. Aim for the big glowing weak spot (usually the eyes)."

"Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar."

"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."