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Joke of the Day

"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"CHEF CLOWN Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."

"Just Admit it Your biggest lie was & still is : ""I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."""

"According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr."

"My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering ""because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed"" just gets you sent to HR."

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"

"What does an expensive circumcision have in common with a cheap circumcision? They're both a rip-off."

"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."