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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments? Sinko de Mayo"
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"How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb."
"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""
"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"
"Is light a wave or a particle? Yes"
"What's the difference. . What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into a girls mouth."
"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."
"i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so"
"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"
"Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them."