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Joke of the Day

"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."

"Worst days in United States history.. .. 9/11 and 11/9"

"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."

"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."

"Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream."

"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."

"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."

"Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball"

"What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !"

"Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table."