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Joke of the Day

"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."

"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber."

"My niece was the victim of demonic possession FOR THE SECOND TIME. She was repossessed."

"From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,"

"Why do tampons have strings attached? So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump."

"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."

"Let's Play Communist Monopoly! Oh wait..."

"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"