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Joke of the Day

"What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !"

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."

"My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?"

"On a scale of one to ten... ...you aren't getting a helpful measurement of your weight"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"

"Why do mice have small balls? Not many of them know how to dance."

"It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog."

"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"

"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"