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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."

"Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth."

"What did the trailer park girl say when she lost her virginity Get off me dad! your crushing my smokes!"

"Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?"

"Send me one more game request and I'm showing up at your house hammered, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister..."

"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."

"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"

"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."

"If you use the term ""man card"" seriously, I assume you use it to access your ""man cave,"" so you can hunker down & gobble some ""man dong."""

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"