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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."

"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."

"I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal."

"Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax."

"FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN"

"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."

"The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert."

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."