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Joke of the Day

"Brings sexy back. Gets charged $5,275.00 in late fees."

"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"

"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"

"Blonde joke Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, like, nobody does!"""

"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"

"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"

"Why didn't the stick of butter confess his feelings? Because somethings are butter left unsaid."

"Dreams can come true. For example, One night I dreamed that I was poor, sad and alone after three months the dream come true."

"What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor? The training."

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""Haha good one!"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap"