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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a poker card and Africa? The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS."

"What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An Investigator"

"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."

"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"

"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."

"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."

"Best Knock Knock joke Knock Knock. Who's there? Dunup. Dunup who?"

"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""

"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."

"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."