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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."
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"If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track. For years, she has been creating work out of nothing for me."
"What is the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair."
"I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits."
"How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."
"""I'm an actress"" I watched your web series, and I disagree."
"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"